Born in the Palatinate, raised on blood and liver sausage.

For all its down-to-earthness, her family lived by a noble code.
They employed a Prussian groom, had bridge evenings and ate their jam sandwiches with a knife and fork.
For the children there was a maid.

With all this nobility, it is easy to forget that Theresa was born in 
the year 1983 AD.

While her classmates were growing up on the bumper cars at the carnival,
Theresa spent the time with her father in the cabinet of curiosities of the
in the curiosity cabinet of the local history museum.

She finally became sexually mature through the theater.

She survived the drama school in Vienna with the help of her 
grandmother's care packages. In it, of course, were blood and
liver sausage. These sandwiches even went with her to the Burgtheater, 
where she watched every show on the playbill.
Standing places make you hungry.

Engagements followed in Mayen, Kaiserslautern, Koblenz, Berlin 
and Vienna again, cabaret performances and film and television productions.

Today Theresa Sophie Albert lives in the ultra-fast Berlin Neukölln
and is in good health.